The above image is a whimsical version of my latest chalking scheme, which I dedicate with great affection to Dick Jones of Patteran Pages. I got my shortest coworker to lie down on a large piece of cardboard in a semi-fetal position, and chalked an outline of her on the cardboard. I wielded my box knife and trimmed away everything that wasn't a DOA outline, and made sure her ass wasn't too big. I take said outline to a suitable high traffic piece of pavement (bike path, streetcorner, playground) at a low traffic time of day, lay my cardboard "vic" blank down, trace in chalk around it, inscribe the Tommy Franks quote above and below, pick up my cardboard and chalk, and walk on, whistling "Dixie."
