Dr. Omed's Tent Show Revival featuring Dr. Omed's Patented Oil of Prosody and the dancing Elders of the Seventh Day Atheist Aztec Baptist Synod. Fair and Balanced since 8/14/03 00:12AM GMT
I don't have the sawbucks to have wooden nickels made to this design. I bequeath it unto the blogosphere in the hope that someone with money to spare likes the idea enough to have them made. For those of you who can't decipher my pencil scratches side one has "SUFFER NO FOOLS" along the top rim; a winged hex nut surmounted by the motto "IT DOESN'T FLY;" below the nut "PLEASE RECYCLE;" and "CITIZENS FOR A SANE AMERICA" along the bottom rim. Side two has "IF YOU HAD (circle with five cents) ANOTHER/ FIVE CENTS/YOU COULD HAVE AN OPINION." To the left of the 5 cent center circle is a barred circle with Jesus fish "NO" above "FISH" below; to the right of the center circle is another barred circle with a "W" inside "NO" above "DUBYA." Along the bottom rim it reads: "BUY A CLUE INSTEAD." Hope y'all like it.