DR. OMED’S SONGBOOK:

I'M THE DECIDER
With apologies to Neil Diamond
I thought blue was only true in Fairy Tales
Votes meant for someone else came to me
The press was always out to get me
That's the way it seems
Now disaster haunts all my dreams
Then I saw Don's face
Now I'm the decider
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in power
I'm the decider
I couldn't fire him if I tried
I thought power was more or less a given thing
The less you have the more there is for me
There's no use in vying
All you'll get is pain
When generals needled I got insane
Then I saw God's face
Now I'm the decider
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in power
I'm the decider
I couldn't fire Rummy if I tried
Think of the Monkees and sing to the tune of The Believer
I will provide a link on my blog to any guitar hero out there
who records the tune for podcast, the lyrics sung as written above.
5:14:35 PM
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