Here I come, drivin'
Down to defeat.
I get the scariest looks from
Ev'ry one I meet.
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I’m too busy winging it
and puttin’ opposition down.
We go whenever I say go,
do what I want to do
I don't have time, I’m clueless,
But terror’s always someplace new.
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I’m too busy slinging shit
To run Osama down.
I’m just lyin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sling and slay,
We're the dumb administration,
And I've got nothing to say.
Any time, or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But we're too busy bringing it on
To put my agenda down.
(break, sound of explosions)
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I’m so busy clinging
To power I have play the clown.
We were just leakin' to be friendly,
Come and watch my staff plug and play,
It’s the Dub administration,
On the record we've got nothing to say.
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey
[repeat and fade please god fade]
extra verse:
Hey, hey, I’m the Monkey,
You never know where WMDs'll be found.
so you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.
