Tuesday, April 25, 2006

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DR. OMED’S VIRTUAL 24-7 SUNDAY SCHOOL THEODICY 101: IF GOD IS GOD   Does God hate? If God doesn't hate, why do we hate-why does hatred exist? If God does hate, who does God hate, and why? Does God hate fags? If God hates fags, is it because He is unsure of His Own Godhead? If God hates two people of the same sex who love each other, because they love each other and are the same sex, why is God called a "Loving God," a "God of Love," or just "Love," for short? Does God have gender issues? Is God a He, She, or It? Or does God transcend gender? Is God transgendered? If God can be incarnate in both a woman (as depicted in the film Dogma) and a man (as reported in the four Gospels), is God, theologically speaking, a cross-dresser? Does God have sex? If not, why isn't He/She/It getting any? Does God abstain from sex because, Being Manifest in All Things, any sexual act on His Part would be masturbation, and according His Own Law as revealed in Holy Scripture, a sin? Can God commit a sin against Himself? Does God follow His Own Rules, or His Own Ruler? Do we exist because God masturbates a lot? 4:43:34 PM    comment []