Friday, June 16, 2006

RAT FRIDAY Rummy comforts Pickles, while the Hammer,feeling a touch of envy, and our little bluegreen planet look on, as Condi, George W. Ratbastard, and Turdblossom celebrate good news...Unindictable, that's what you are...sing along now... UNINDICTABLE   (Words and Music by Rat King Mole)   Unindictable, that's what you are Unindictable though near or far Like a thong of Rove that clings to me How the thoughts you think, think for me Never before has your deep throat been more   Unindictable in every way And what’s more, you’ll still be gay That's why, Karling, it's so…inadmissible   That someone so unindictable Thinks that I am…unimpeachable, too *Dr. Omed has noted the spread of the meme "Friday Cat Blogging" wherein a blogger posts a picture of his/her personal feline or felines each Friday. Now, Dr. Omed is a civilized man, and therefore has cats about the house, but I introduced a slight twist on this meme a while back. I have a black plastic rat I purchased at the "Big Lots" store for 99 cents. In honor of our all too fearless leader I dubbed this rat George W. Ratbastard, and on Friday, September 3, 2004 I instituted a new meme at the Tent Show, that of Rat Friday, and documented the entirely premeditated and carefully arranged tableaus of the adventures of the aforsaid George W. Ratbastard. Say it with me, Pilgrims, George...W....Ratbastard. Feels good to say it, doesn't it? George...W....Ratbastard... 10:56:46 PM    comment []

DR. OMED’S 24-7 SUNDAY SCHOOL:   THEODICY 101: IF GOD IS GOD   Does God get personal? Do you have a personal God? Do you see your personal God often, or do you have to make an appointment? Is there a waiting list to see God? Do you have a personal relationship with God? Or is God Someone you read about in a book? Do you consider your relationship with God deep and meaningful, or as a casual, whenever you drop by sort of thing? How personal?—Live and in Person(s), God Incarnate (in the flesh)? How long has it been since you took your meds? Or do you communicate with God by long distance, so to speak—by prayer? Is that like calling a 1-900 line? Does God whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Does God charge by the minute? Or is praying to God more like visiting a chat room, only more spiritual? If praying to God is like visiting a chat room, how do you know He’s really God? He could be some sort of God-wanna-be, a rogue demiurge, or a registered soul corrupter…? If you asked God to do you a favor, would He do it? If God (the really real God) asked you to do Him a favor, would you do it? Would you do it no matter what it was (rape, murder, giving everything you own to the poor—whatever)—after all, this is God talking—or would you tell Him I’ll have to get back to you on that? 10:37:28 PM    comment []