Saturday, June 17, 2006

DR. OMED JOINS AUTOGNOME 1 DR. OMED AT THE PERRYMAN RANCH A COOL DADDY IN A WHITE CADDY Those of you who are familar with the film Amelie will recall that she kidnapped her father's garden gnome, and sent it around the world with a friend working as a stewardess for Air France.  On her travels, the friend took polaroid pictures of the gnome posed in front of various world famous landmarks, and mailed them to Amelie's bemused father.  I don't have a gnome, so I use the ten second shutter delay on my digital camera, and pose as my own gnome. 9:35:49 PM    comment []

TWO SCISSOR DANCE POSTCARDS    CLICK HERE TO VIEW 8:50:09 PM    comment []

TO ALL STATIONS FROM THE DROMEDARY SYNDICATE   OJ AND ANN PULL UP AT THE ALTAR   (By The Dromedary Syndicate) Author, commentator, syndicated columnist, one time lobbyist litigator, and all-round Queen Bitch Ann Coulter can add another name to her many titles—Wife. An unnamed source close to the action has revealed the revered-by-the-rabid-right and the lassie-lefties-love-to-hate 55-year-old fascistanista and iconic infotainment artist wed celebrity ex-murder suspect O.J. Simpson in an unnoticed ceremony at a drive-thru chapel in Las Vegas, while on a drunken spree celebrating the success d’estime of her new book, Godless. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his escort of the evening, along for the ride in the rented mirror-windowed black SUV, served as best man and bridesmaid, respectively.   "I've fallen in love with a very warm, gentle, understanding and focused person," said the clown princess of rightthinkery of Simpson, who she reportedly met the night of the wedding. "It was love at first sight. A new experience, a new day for me, ebony and ivory—I couldn't be happier!"   MESSAGE ENDS 1:41:02 PM    comment []

DR. OMED'S SONGBOOK: WORDS AND MUSIC BY WILLIE SLICK   On the Rove again Just can’t wait to get on the Rove again The strife I love is making money for my friends And I can’t wait to get on the Rove again On the Rove again Bombin’ places I’ve never been Hidin’ things I hope you never see again And I can’t wait to get on the Rove again   On the Rove again Guided by the hand of God we go my way We’ve the means and ends Insisting that the world be turnin’ my way And it’s my way Or the highway On the Rove again Just can’t wait to get on the Rove again The wife I love is makin’ bacon with my friends And I can’t wait to get on the Rove again   On the Rove again Like a highway goin’ nowhere we go my way We’re the best of friends Insisting that the world be turnin’ my way And my way Is on the Rove again 12:15:03 PM    comment []