NOMINATION
This being the week for Nomination, Bo throws into the ring of M.S.G. his 128 nominations to date, with variants, for 'he who would be President', most of which inspirations arose in Bo after the reading of some reported malfeasance over the last four years. Readers of La Lanterne will no doubt recognize several many, but Bo deems this the proper time and place for an omnium gatherum.
Your humble servant, nomenclator Strofeda.
Aethling, the
Animal House Dub
Ariel's Lickspittle
Ass d'Ovale
Ayatollah DupedYa [ "DupedYa" by others ]
Bagelbrain
BCCI Bush
Beltway Bugger
BinLaden's Prodigal Son
Blinky
Bonerboy
Bonobo-agogo, The
Bonobo Master of Pucker Himself, Abu Bush Ghraib [ for formal occasions only ]
Boozerbush
The Boykin
Bushbutt the Oneth
Bushco
Bushes Indesiderati [ familial appelation ]
bushlick
Bush-wa Not
Cacocracant, The
Chancre du L'phant
Chicken Little
Comforter [ i.e. baby blanket for the infantile voter ]
Cowpaddy
Crackpotus I
Daddysboy
Darth Invader
Der Dubyer
Doodoobreath
Doofusdub
Double Dealin' Dub [ variant, Dubble Dealin Dub ]
Dry Drunk, the
Dubbacross, the
Dubbicator, the
Dubaflidget
Dubbunkport
Dubistic [ adj. , suitable for describing his imitators, though he is at present sui generis ]
Dubyadubya II
DuhduhDub
Dumbodub
Dumponya
El Subpresidente
Evil is as Evil Does
Factless
Fickledickle
Firstbornfool
Fluctuant, The
Forktongue
Fractious Phunck
Friendly Fascist, Your
Frutex
Garblesprach, der
Gasolineonafire
George theTwoth
Georgie Pork
Georgio Furioso
GOPglopper
Great Nawop Hope
Gumpworthy
HalliBushton
Handmaiden sans Panties
Hedgefundbreath
Hooverdeuce
Horhay Haesus the Prodigal Son
HorHay Oilocratus Despicus
Humptydump
Ignotocrat, The
Ill-Begotten, the
Jackal
Jeep, the
King Rat
Lickerish Lip
Likkkudista, The
Little Bog Man
Madfruit
Mahout of his Party
Malaglot, The
Mars Boy
Midland's Revenge
Monkeyboy
Monkeygob
Monkeylips
Monkeypoid Boy
Monkeypout
Monkeypuss
Monkeysquint
Mr. Repugnican
Neocon Breath
NAWOPer, The [ from NAtional White Oligarch's Party, often called the GOP. ]
NAWOPist, The
Neocon Breath
Nighty Blairsucker
Orang, The
Orbicide, the
Pied Piper
Plantagenet, The
Plutoputz
Porkestrator, The
Preachertongue
Puckersmoot of the Potomac
Puckersmoot, -snoot
Puddin and Pie
Repugniscum, The
Roid of the Right, The
Rove's Fool Tool
Sandra's Secret Love
Schicklegruber, Der
ScourMouth
Skullboner
Skullboneer [ in Chief ]
Smirkworthy
Snorkypork
Sonny Boy
St. George
Sumacmouth
Texasdaymare, The
Texistani
TexAss, the
Thief in Chief
Thief in the Day
Toot'nComment
Trashtalk
Twogun Dub
Twooth Faery, the
Unelect, the
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