Thursday, May 05, 2005

BO'S BACK!   Dr. Omed has recieved a communique from his AWOL correspondent Mr. Strofeda via U.S. Mail, and Bo kindly granted his permision to share some excerpts thereof:   After her recent public stands Senator Barbara Boxer moves right up the list of those scheduled for NSA interdiction by aircraft "accident".   The Mad Scientists are at work again on the H2N2 flu vrus. They just passed out free samples of an incredibly deadly and easy to disseminate biological warfare agent to thousands of labs worldwide, including some near the Mideast. They then notified the whole world of their error, in time for those samples to be "disappeared" into the hands of terrorists fed fat with $60/bbl oil receipts, and last but not least they and the vaunted crack [ers]Homeland Security Forces are taking the word of those labs that they have destroyed the Samples [ i.e. the megadeath everlasting doom in a small mailed tube ] upon request.   Science and technology have unleashed demons upon the world, and it is only a matter of time until numerous cataclysmic events unroll themselves. If as likely there is a fortuitous concatenation of those events, "doom" will be too frivolous a word for the results. I would like to survive for a while just to see if the remnants of mankind take vengeance on those supremely arrogant technologists, or , as much more likely, say "May I have some more, sir?" Vonnegut got this wrong most likely, and Farenheit 451 too.   4-26-04 Re the front page photo of Dubby Dubois [ does 'do boys', get Tennessee Williams' original and still workable joke ? Well blanche my ass in a butchy buggery Bilbaotic excess, Dubdub DuBwaaahz haha ] locked in palm-to-sweaty-palm cum pinky-to-mons-veneris inside the arc of thumb clutch with the G-own Prince: Even a "faded, jaded mandarin" such as the Good Dr. O can appreciate the depth of my despair.   My sweet baboo hast thrown me over , fired me, in favor of Big Daddy 'Dullah [ hey i could have countered with a large softish dildo, circumscribed of course ]. My widdl' heart is bwoken. Whatever shall a boy do to replace such a moon-tweaked nelly belle of the ball? I should have known Rove and Gannon [sic] would lead a poor li'l cuntry boy astray in the big city. A fascination for Saudi crude overcame my darlin' Dub, no kyjelly fa" him no more, dadda ain't got no new lube fa" dat boy , nawwww. .   p.s. One suspects Karlovingian expects that Bushbase will perceive Bush here at least as tops, or Daddy, to the effeminately dressed aaaarub. How wrong they would be about Missy Kneepads. And about that other guy, the second most powerful man in the world after Dickiepoo?   p.p.s. Mike Malloy of nighttime Air America comes right out and says repeatedly that just as CIinton was the first "black" President, Dubafoos is the first homosexual President. [ Tho’ pan-sexual would appear to be more accurate. ] "How many hints does he have to drop?" says Malloy, looking at the above mentioned pics. What settles the issue for me is how defensive the White House denizens became last year when it looked like the whole story of Dub's long out and avowed homosexual college cheerleader squad roommate, the ex mayor of Nashville who was pensioned off as ambassador to someplace in Europe. Net says Dub used to take Air Force One to Tennessee to visit him.   But the biggest issue is the overwhelming evidence in the 200 some visits of the so-called Gannon male prostitute to the White House, some forty of them "overnighters", that Dubya and crew are libertines. The world has seen this before. The German generals of the 1890's loved to party up in their tutus, and send the millions of young boys off to die in revenge for their own getting old, i.e. WW I. Then there is that club nor1h of San Francisco. 0r the big names in the Mattachine Society. Many powerfu1 men in the U.S., and perhaps throughout history, are bisexual "family" men, ala Mr. Capitalist Toolhead, Fortunato Zine hisself. The basic drift of their sexuality is merely the same mantra as the rest of their putrid existence, i.e.“I got the power and don't have to play by any rules, and I'll prove it to you by fooling you, killing you, taking your money and buggering your sons and daughters in every way possible". The pure dross of sewage plant skimming ponds that such "leaders" represent is enough to make any self-respecting bisexual artist, like a Bernstein, or populist like [ insert name here ] hie himself to a nunnery. The problem isn't that W is gay, but that he is an infantile, necrophiliac thief, i.e. the usual pk.Jtocrat of inherited wealth. Animal House gets shown a lot on tv of late, the tiniest little poke of conscience from the entertainment executives, and much too kind at that to the wastrel debauchee that he is.   p.p.p.s. When oh when is some abused wife or some lefty Kenneth Star going to get out the truth of these buggering thieves ?? Why doesn't Dan Rather call in a few i.o.u.'s and get even for his pillorying ? It is becoming evident that Bill Clinton failed to become a part of this essential core of the old boys club, despite his stellar service to them in selling out the entire populist and Democrat base, because he just wasn't libertine enough, esp. in those critical college years at Yale. “You do lotsa fat girls, huh Flinton? Well that doesn't even get you up to the plate, oink oink. Guy like you who’s never stood naked in a coffin sucking off the line of his fraternity sponsors and getting Daddy's money to cover up his vehicular homicides hasn't got a well, prayer, of getting in. Sorry. Oink oink."   4-27-05 Just heard Josy Cardinal Ratzapper, alias Pape Interdictus XVI, has lit into J.K. Rowling for her part in the "plot to destroy Christianity" via her “children's" books. Any switcheroo to take the heat off the renewed press reminders of his old, recent, and continuing role in squashing the investigations of pederast priests around the globe, esp. in the nations of those chief financers of the Vatican deficit, i.e. the U.K., the U.S., and Australia. A kindlier gentler Pape, no doubt about it, with a thousand points of medieval blight emitting from his Inquisitorial talons. But hey, no problemo, when you already have [ one half of] the stupidest fifth of the planet locked up in your magical cult, it’s easy to threaten the rest of mankind and make it stick. The Eurotrash Sledge, the Jonestown Hole Card, the Dictatorship of the Entitled Christers, the Children of Crusade, Our Soldiers of Infantile Magick, for sale to the highest bidder under the aegis of our ever doctrinaire Christian nationalism. Play it our way or the Roman Corporation that served as the model for Charlemagne, all the Phillips, Elizabeth I, the Hudson's corporate Modernization of Empire, the Cosa Nostra and V.I. Lenin will fuck you too.   6:57:52 PM    comment []