Poetry
of Dana Pattillo (He uses Dr. Omed's Patented Oil of Prosody, and you can too!)
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Saturday, December 13, 2003

POEM OF THE DAY

HUNGRY POEM

 

The poem can’t wait for you to come to the table.  He is so hungry, this poem,

he has tied the tablecloth around his neck for a bib.  He raps his heavy silver spoon

in a tight fist, pocking the varnished mahogany clean through the white linen. 

This poem is so hungry.  He has already eaten Grandma’s homemade honey mustard

right out of its little crystal bowl on the relish tray.  He screws the top off the pepper

shaker and knocks it back like whiskey neat, and lets out a tremendous sneeze.  With

a crimp in one eye, he growls like Popeye: “I wants some MO!”  And forgets to say please. 

This poem is so hungry.  He pours the salt into his pocket, because his uncle told him: 

“Sprinkle it on th’ tail, that’s how you catch ’em.”  The poem squirms in his seat, seems

like he’s been waiting his whole life for you, he drools at the thought of you laid out

like Thanksgiving Christmas and Easter dinner all rolled into one continuous feast: 

Plate after plate of you, all slathered in giblet gravy and cranberry sauce, studded

with sweet pickles and olives, down to the end of appetite, a final slice of chest pie

with real whipped cream tucked into the last corner of a tight belly.  This poem is a cannibal: 

He wants to eat you up, ’til he is pregnant with every name you can think of.  And he promises,

like a good boy, to chew with his mouth closed.

 

Dana Pattillo

(PoD 75)


5:19:11 PM    comment []

  Poetry Notes

If any of you pilgrims are wondering where Consumed (PoD 75) went, I deleted it.  I wanted to post a cannibal poem for Mr. Mark at Fried Green, but I forgot that I had already posted it as PoD 9.  To avoid such embarrassments, and for ease of reference, I have added a POETRY INDEX to the Tent Show.  I have to apologize for wantonly boosting my hit count today, but I couldn't figure out how to put in all the links without jumping from post to post.  Mea maxima culpa.  I must do penance to XueMotL, Lord of Blogs. Don't worry poetry fans, I have another cannibal poem for Mark. 


4:37:47 PM    comment []



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