Poetry
of Dana Pattillo (He uses Dr. Omed's Patented Oil of Prosody, and you can too!)
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Saturday, June 19, 2004

POEM OF THE DAY

SHIT HAPPENS  for a former friend

 

Shit happens.

The blue angel rides down your door

and parks his Harley where your easy chair

used to be.

 

The morning after,

his blue dyed Marlon Brando leathers,

dropped in your bedroom,

fit perfectly,

even the boots, under the usual

loafers, khakis, and flannel.

 

No matter how close you shave

you can’t scrape that blue asshole’s shadow

off your mirror face.

The smell of Aqua Velva is everywhere.

 

Shit happens.

The blue angel’s Zippo lighter, just like Dad’s,

lies beside your pack of Camel filters.

The phone rings.

It’s the blue angel’s girlfriend.

You hit the street.

You stop at the liquor mart instead of Citgo.

The angel’s Harley drinks only whisky

and prefers scotch.

 

Shit happens.

You end up at the dive bar.

The  blue angel hustles pool,

sucking on pieces of dry ice

he takes from the pockets

of his Freon cooled jacket.

The smoke curls from his lips.

The haze makes his moves seem mystic.

Chased with a shot,

it tastes like wisdom.

The chill sweat on your brow

would yield 180 proof.

The blue angel is not in business

for your health.

 

Shit happens.

The blue angel thinks your wife is a dried up old cunt.

That’s all right, he prefers the dry entry.

And, he says,

women just love his refrigerated glass prick.

 

Shit happens.  

The blue angel thinks of all the lonesome cunt

all over the world.

Too bad.

He just can’t get to it all in time.

 

Shit happens.

The blue angel goes to the jukebox

for another shot of Johnny Cash

with an Elvis chaser.

The blue angel is not in business

for your health.

When the blue angel rocks, you gonna roll.

Roll dem bones.

 

Shit happens.

 

Dana Pattillo

PoD 96


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