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Today's Fundy Fact (Originally posted 4/5/03)
On page 911 of the Gideon's Bible, a volume that can be found at bedsides in hotels, motels, and in jail cells across the USA, in the book of Zephaniah, chapter 1, the following verses appear:
"15: That day is a day of wrath, a day of trouble and distress, a day of wasteness and desolation, a day of darkness and gloominess, a day of clouds and thick darkness, 16: A day of the trumpet and alarm against the fenced cities, and against the high towers. 17: And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung."
Just a coincidence; or proof of God's wrath toward all those infidels, pagans, and sexual deviants? Well, wrath is so much more fun, isn't it?
(Our thanks go out to the former inmate of the local County Jail who first discovered this miraculous sign during Bible Study.)
Amaze your friends, and confound unbelievers--with Fundy Facts!
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12:57:58 PM 
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