Where have I seen you?

1. At the Dairy Queen.  I was wearing that thing. 
2. At St. Getrude’s elementary school.  Yeah, I know.  I don’t go to church anymore either.
3. At Loyola Academy.  We were in Biology together.  But I didn’t like you so much then.  You were all stuck up and shit.
4. At the University of Illinois.  Yeah, right.  There were like 40,000 people at that school.
5. At the University of Illinois at Chicago.  In my writing class.  You wrote that amazing poem about picking up some guy when you were drunk.  Beautiful.  Totally wish I still had it.
6. In Japan.  Apparently, lots of people think I might know someone they know who lives in Japan.  Why doesn’t that sound kind of dumb to them too?

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