Who am I?

Ugh.  I can’t believe you asked me that question.  Honestly.  Isn’t it hard enough with everything that makes up our daily lives and then I have to answer a question like that.  I mean.  Honestly.  That’s a totally existential question that’s wrapped up in a totally non-existential forum.  Who am I?  Sigh:

1. I’m the sum of 30-ish years of experiences and sensations. 
2. I’m Chris Daniels.
3. I’m American.
4. I secretly wish I were Canadian.
5. I live in Kyoto, Japan.
6. I think, therefore I am (although that’s just a copy of someone else’s answer, and that’s just kind of pathetic, isn’t it?).
7. I’m a writer.
8. Like everyone else.
9. In the entire world, it seems.
10. I’m also a teacher at a university in Japan that shall remain forever nameless.
11. Unless it becomes of some worth to me.
12. Then I’m all over that.
13. This is starting to get long and self-reflexive here, so I’ll just end it all by saying that some of these things are true and some of them are not.  I mean, who the hell are you?

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