Candidate Haiku #6 by W
Dennis the Menace he made Cleveland even worse flip-flopper to boot
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These haikus are getting harder to write as I go along. Any fool can scratch out a poem about Al Sharpton, but "Create a haiku about Dick Gephardt" could be on one of those spoof Final Exams from Hell.
I was intrigued when I found out about the Official Howard Dean Weblog. On its face, the idea of a blog seems rather inimical to the requirements of a presidential campaign. Blogging is supposed to a free-flowing and spontaneous. Presidential campaigning is about not saying anything that offends anyone or that could make you look like an ass even if it was wildly distorted and/or taken out of context (e.g., inventing the Internet).
Alas, the Howard Dean weblog is actually written by and attributed to his aides. Moreover, to put it delicately it is a bit dull. To choose a rather random example:
Mason City is not only the home of the grandmother and aunt of the Dean Campaign's Stephanie Schriock (Stephanie gets big points for getting two people to show up at an event!), but it is also the home of Meredith Wilson, the composer of the Music Man. The Meredith Wilson museum is located right across for the library where we had a meeting. I slipped out of the meeting and took a quick swing through the museum. If you liked the movie, you'll like the museum. We also visited a local favorite spot, Dairy Queen, where we had lunch/dinner. Our order: a blizzard, two twist cones, and a milk shake. This was our daily allowance of dairy on the food pyramid!
Well, that is a heck of a lot of dairy! Kind of a risky scheme, don't you think? But I suppose that a politician from Vermont can never eat enough dairy. Now that I think about it, why are they eating at Dairy Queen? Isn't Ben and Jerry's good enough for them?
We got a digital piano. Never had a lesson, but I can already play Beethoven. Dun-dun-dun-DUH...
Woody
10:13:09 AM
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