My Bad
Thanks to Christopher Key, of the Barbaric Yawp, for pointing out a fallacy in my entry about funeral arrangements. People do not, in fact, have to be buried. They can be cremated. So now we have a recipe for spending as little money as possible in the afterlife: Cremation, then a funeral at Waffle House. You can have a place at the table with everyone else. "Oh, he won't be ordering anything today. But he always liked the Denver Omelet..."
Woody
9:21:03 AM 
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