Sunday, June 22, 2003

Reader Quiz: Who wrote and/or performed these lyrics? Now there's lots of folks acquiring/ And even more aspiring/ To have things and toys and stuff that bucks can buy/ They got boomboxes 'a blastin'/ Big bass boats for castin'/ More new tricks and truck/ Than you and I could ever hope to drive/ They got 4-wheel drives 'a turnin'/ Credit cards just burnin'/ Seekin' kicks and highs on which you can't rely Your choices: A. Hillary Clinton B. James Taylor C. Orrin Hatch D. Denise Rich E. John Ashcroft Submit your answer as a comment or e-mail, along with whatever rationale you care to provide. Please don't answer if you "really" know, or search on Google. Correct answer will be posted in a few days. Woody 9:12:19 PM    comment []

How Macy's Sidesteps the Candy-Assed Liberal Legal System From the New York Times Looks like shopping at Macy's is a real adventure. You can sit on Santa's lap, or get strip-searched and handcuffed to a table. Reminds of that scene in Pulp Fiction in the store run by redneck bondage freaks.   It seems that different department stores have wildly different approaches to the problem of shoplifting. I have it on good authority that a certain national chain (which I won't name) has an official policy of letting shoplifters walk right out of the store with their loot. Woody 12:15:13 AM    comment []

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