I've noticed that a number of people have found my site searching for "American Sodomy Day," which was the title of this short post.

I was more surprised to see that, as of this morning, All Day Permenant Red is in fact the only site listed in the search results for "American Sodomy Day."

Do I get the trademark then? Do I get to formally propose American Sodomy Day as a national holiday?

(Ug...I guess that would have to be an international holiday, otherwise the name would be redundant.)