Sunday, August 10, 2003

Here's a good idea.... Those of you may know about the George W. Bush "action" figure, complete with flight suit.  (Oh boy! I bet they're a top seller at Wal-Mart!)  I was disgusted, until I found this and had a good idea.  You can buy yourself a R. Lee Ermey action figure!  That's right, folks -- you too can own an action figure of everybody's favorite trash-talking drill sargent from Full Metal Jacket.  Here's where my idea comes in: buy yourself both figures.  Think of all the fun you can have!  Make George drop and give you twenty.  Push the Ermey figure's button and make him tell George, "There's only two things that come from Texas - steers and queers.  Which one are you?"  Thrill as Ermey makes George scrub the toilet with a toothbrush while he criticizes his Iraq policy with a snappy "Get your head out of your @ss!"  George can never go AWOL again!  Guaranteed hours of fun for all.  2:22:52 PM    comment []

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