An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum by Gregorius alexandrinus, pictor mendacrium stultorumque (Gregory of Alexandria--painter of liars and idiots)
Political cartoons and social commentary with Fred'n'Bert of the Squirrel News Network, Lafayette Park, Washington, DC Updated MWF weekly, except holidays
You can bet they didn't ask Stephen Colbert for a return engagement...Here's Rappin' Rove from Fred'n'Bert
Yo, This is Ice-K and I[base ']m here to say The way to getcha grind on every day Bein[base '] square and playin[base '] fair That ain[base ']t gonna getcha motherf***in[base '] anywhere It takes prevarication to lead this nation Everyone knows that s$$$ except a crustacean Except if you[base ']re a lobster or maybe a crab You know what I[base ']m sayin[base '], you catch my gab It[base ']s lies, yes lies, F*** everyone lies You gotta tell lies that[base ']d make yo[base '] momma cry It[base ']s Lies, lies and even mo[base '] lies Till they are the truth and you[base ']d think that Jesus F***in[base '] Christ was totally UNWISE (tunk tunk tatunk tatunk tatunk tunk tunk!) (whooka whooka whooka whooka whooka whooka whooka whook!) You can tell the truth sometimes, it[base ']s true but ya gotta make sure it[base ']s in the right venue Like [base "]I tear the heads off small forest critters[per thou] you can only say that at the correspondent[base ']s dinner. Make sure you don[base ']t admit nuthin[base '] anywhere so the Mofo[base ']s don[base ']t find out that you don[base ']t care. NEVER write nuthin[base '] on the white house computer You better become like me a regular yahoo-ser! And it[base ']s lies, yes lies, till the day that you die If you wanna wind up with the biggest piece of pie lies, lies and even mo[base '] lies If you wanna make a bastard like Bush look like F***in[base '] first prize! YEAH!
