An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum by Gregorius alexandrinus, pictor mendacrium stultorumque (Gregory of Alexandria--painter of liars and idiots)
Political cartoons and social commentary with Fred'n'Bert of the Squirrel News Network, Lafayette Park, Washington, DC Updated MWF weekly, except holidays
I can't remember this, something is amiss, my memory's gone awry...
My fundame-ent's store is dry, I'll have to lie.
And when asskissers woo, they still say, "Mw-MW-moo!"... on that you can rely
When senator's inquiries sting, I'll have to lie.
Bald-faced evasions--never out of date. Wild prevarications, always on my plate. Disinformations, "Oops, did I misstate that?" is my sure reply.
It's still the same old story, who cares about Old Glory, as long as I get mine!"
George Bush will always love asskissers who always lie!
And if I'm asked how sweet it tastes, I'll have to lie.
You have all my confidence but ... How would you like a Medal of Freedom, Fredo?
