An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum by Gregorius alexandrinus, pictor mendacrium stultorumque (Gregory of Alexandria--painter of liars and idiots)
Political cartoons and social commentary with Fred'n'Bert of the Squirrel News Network, Lafayette Park, Washington, DC Updated MWF weekly, except holidays
Bush wiped it off--or rather tried to. Everyone knows you can't wipe off bird poop--you either pat it dry or wait til it dries itself--otherwise it spreads all over. Sayonara:)