Turd Head Hat Trick
This week, my fair city has been besieged by a Triad of Mighty Morons. This week God blessed us with sunshine, some refreshing little showers, and fragrant breezes, and then Satan posterized us with a Trifecta of Titan Turdheads. Yea, woe, O, hey, we were visited by these three very lame men who have way too much power:
#1 President George Bush
#2 Dave Matthews
#3 The CEO of my firm
#1 came to spew filth into the ears of many nations
#2 then held a conference on creative masturbation
#3, the turd,
used trite, dull words
to represent his Station
#3’s a relic of a culture built around its Classes
#2, placebo opiate for mindless, earless masses
#1, dumb son,
the silliest
of all the silly asses
#2 has fans who’d call his style far-reaching and elastic;
He touches many genres, true, but turns it all to plastic
I hope he tries to do rap, ‘cause at least he’d get his ass kicked
#3’s a pompous, money-grubbing, condescending bastard
Who lets all his workers know that they’re the slaves, and he’s the master -
It is time to put these old and useless creatures out to pasture
#1’s an idiot.
I’m sorry, that’s a total copout. I just kind of ran out of steam.
Question: When God created the world, did he know that beets and goat cheese would be paired together so consistently?
~Monty
1:08:44 PM 
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