Who Said It?
Our first Mystery Guest from last time (the one who was all worked up about how Gonzaga University was apparently plotting to crucify the Pope for having the greatness to call same-sex marriage evil) was Dr. Professor Mike Adams.
He was identified by john b.
Our second guest was noted love expert George W. Bush.
D. Sidhe named him.
Guest #3 (the one with the book that advances counterintuitive arguements such as "My book is a well-written piece of non-claptrap that won't make you want to wretch") was Michael Medved. His book is entitled Right Turns: Unconventional Lessons from a Controversial Life -- look for it soon in "two for a dollar" bins all over America.
Bill S was the first to name that Golden Turkey.
The Mystery Guest who provided the blurb for Medved's book (in which she praised him for breaking bread with liberals, and then ratting them out) was Ann Coulter, who presumably has her own book in the works called Righter Turns: Unappealing Lessons from a Constipated Life.
Bill S identified her too.
And our last guest (the one who wrote the book about how liberal journalists, the U.N., Bill Clinton, and France made him have an affair with that hot, young aide and then dump his second wife for her) was Newt Gingrich. His book is called Winning The Future: a 21st Century Contract With America. It's already available at Buy.com for half price.
Congrats to Vivek for knowing his newts!
And dancinfool was the first to name all our Mystery Guests in one comment.
Great job, everybody! And I hope our winners are saving up their points, which can be traded for such fine merchandise as this:
The Rising, by Tim LeHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins

Publisher's Description:
Marilena Carpathia has only one dream: to be a mother. So when a mysterious clairvoyant promises the fulfillment of this dream, Marilena does not hesitate. Through genetic engineering and the power of the prince of darkness himself, Marilena is about to become a chosen vessel, one who will unknowingly give birth to the greatest evil the world has ever known.
Halfway around the world, God’s plans are subtly being carried out too. Young Ray Steele is determined to avoid one day taking over the family business. Instead, Ray sets his heart on becoming a pilot. . . .
Soon Carpathia’s and Steele’s lives will intersect. And good and evil will clash in an explosion that will shake the world.
The eternal battle for souls has come to earth. The world hurtles toward the countdown to the Rapture.
The Rising is the first book in the Countdown to the Rapture.
So, the battle between the devil's genetic engineering and God's pilot training program is set into motion -- and the world hurtles toward the countdown of the prelude to prequel to the Rapture, a countdown that will be told in 20 or so volumes.
Now, Who Said This?
1. Who started his radio program last week with this:
Another great day in this greatest nation on God's green earth--and yes, it is the greatest nation on God's green earth, despite the very disturbing fact that this great nation will, in a matter of days, be deploying the power of government, deploying the power of the courts, in order to take a stricken young woman out of her parent's care and to kill her.
Hint: He's recently written a book which advances the theory that talk radio is a source of hope, not hatred.
2. And who was the guest on #1's program who said the following (partly to make clear that even if she wanted to die, Terry Schiavo would have no right to refuse a feeding tube because "starving yourself to death is considered to be suicide. And at a moral level, it is indistinguishable from taking an active step to kill yourself"):
Well, I think it's to remember that the right to life is a unalienable right, according to our Declaration of Independence. Unalienable means you don't have the right to give it up.
So, under our understanding of where our rights come from, we don't have the right to commit suicide, because we don't have the right ourselves to take away the right to life that is given us by God.
Hint: Mystery Guest #1 described this guest as, "someone who has been a consistently eloquent spokesman for the cause of life; [...], and at one time an ambassador to a U.N. commission from the Reagan administration."
3. Who said this, after noting that everybody was denouncing her for racism this week:
Liberals are too pathetic to write about. I have nothing to do; my life is over.
4. And who said this yesterday?
Now, Clinton did go to Davos/ Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum is where Eason Jordan went over there and fell in love with Sharon Stone and after one night with her makes this statement about US targeting journalists. It's dangerous out there, folks. It just is dangerous, you know, for people that don't know who they're dealing with like Eason Jordan getting, you know, hot to trot with Sharon Stone. I mean that's just shows you men have no control; men have no power.
Good luck, everyone. And remember, the intro to the preamble to the countdown to the Rapture may be starting soon, so get your guesses in quickly.
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