cars that will get you laid
sporty, smaller, slick looking cars
that are shiny and clean
will get you some action.
hummers and giant trucks
say poser, douche bag or little dick.
anything that seats more than 4
is out of the question
it says there’s a family nearby
but
it may attract the ladies
that like the challenge
and the sign of commitment
(it’ll be just like wearing a wedding ring)
classic or older muscle cars
can get you some action too
if there aren’t too many rust spots
or homemade bondo jobs all over it.
any expensive car
can be a chick magnet too
it’ll show you’ve got cash
and you can take care of the ladies
but no matter what car you drive
look and be presentable first
be charming and clean
and interesting
don’t be annoying or desperate
or cocky
that will drive the honeys away
faster than any sports car ever made
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