Simple Recipes That Will Help You Get Laid

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 16:28:06 GMT

a simple prayer

to help you get by

dear god

thank you

for making me the web master

of my own life design

thank you

for introducing me to the divine

thank you

for helping me not be a social conformist

thank you

for giving me the strength

to throw away the uniform-ist

thank you

for the life I live

thank you

for the shit I do not give

I love you

amen

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Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:11:38 GMT

simple sexy pumpkin carving tips

it’s safe

you won't slice your fingers off

you won't burn your pad down

get creative as you want

turn down the lights

and turn your on jack-o-lantern

when your date arrives

keep the martian sunrise flowing

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Sat, 15 Oct 2005 16:45:57 GMT

simple photography

simple magic

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Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:56:12 GMT

scotch review

I want you

scotch review

I need you

scotch review

I love you

scotch review

A matching tattoo

scotch review

I do

scotch review

Who are you?

scotch review

I thought I knew you

scotch review

Adieu

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Sat, 01 Oct 2005 17:01:23 GMT

simple sexy dessert

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Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:26:38 GMT

More drink names

and their simple recipe ideas

that didn’t make it into the

Photography Book:

A Ron Jeremy

an ugly sloppy looking drink

but very popular

An Anna Nicole Smith

a big hot pink expensive sexy sparkly

fuck you while you’re drunk drink

A John Holmes

A long dark drink

maybe with a splash of red bull

A Jenna Jameson

6 shots of Jameson whisky

marvin gaye

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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 05:10:30 GMT

more drink names

that weren’t used in the

Photography Book:

fucking your neighbor

fucking your best friends wife

loose lips sink ships

as they say in the mafia

if you don’t want anyone to know anything

you tell no one nothing

just be good

St. peter will allow you

into the heavenly hood

god bless

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 18:39:26 GMT

simple

new

sexy

amateur

model

art

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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 19:21:41 GMT

simple

sexy dessert recipe

chocolates

red wine

get a box of chocolates

something pretty

something with variety maybe

something gourmet

something whatever

throw them on a cool plate.

Always have some chocolates

sitting out in room temperature

have a couple of bottles of red parked nearby too

so whenever a spontaneous dessert is needed

or if you need bait

to go back to your place

you will be sexy ready.

Everyone loves chocolate

and the red wine washes it down

perfectly.

The more chocolate you’ll eat

the more red wine you’ll drink

and the caffeine in the chocolate

will perk you up.

It’s sexy

it’s classy

it’s simple

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:54:59 GMT

simple

black and white

photography

hot chicks

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Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:03:06 GMT

new

nude

simple

Aria Giovanni

wallpaper

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Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:20:30 GMT

it’s a simple dessert

it’s a cocktail in disguise

It’s innocent

it’s naughty

it’s refreshing

it’s hot

It’s sexy

it’s not

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Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:37:03 GMT

more drink names

that weren’t used in the

Photography Book:

get a life

a simple life

live your life

living the sweet life

fantasies about your wife

a trophy wife

my dick

cuts like a knife

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Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:39:14 GMT

oy gevalt

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Sat, 09 Jul 2005 21:53:18 GMT

short2000

babe of the year

2005

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