Simple Recipes That Will Help You Get Laid

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 16:28:06 GMT

a simple prayer

to help you get by

dear god

thank you

for making me the web master

of my own life design

thank you

for introducing me to the divine

thank you

for helping me not be a social conformist

thank you

for giving me the strength

to throw away the uniform-ist

thank you

for the life I live

thank you

for the shit I do not give

I love you

amen

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Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:11:38 GMT

simple sexy pumpkin carving tips

it’s safe

you won't slice your fingers off

you won't burn your pad down

get creative as you want

turn down the lights

and turn your on jack-o-lantern

when your date arrives

keep the martian sunrise flowing

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Sat, 15 Oct 2005 16:45:57 GMT

simple photography

simple magic

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Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:56:12 GMT

scotch review

I want you

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I need you

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I love you

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A matching tattoo

scotch review

I do

scotch review

Who are you?

scotch review

I thought I knew you

scotch review

Adieu

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Sat, 01 Oct 2005 17:01:23 GMT

simple sexy dessert

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Sat, 17 Sep 2005 17:26:38 GMT

More drink names

and their simple recipe ideas

that didn’t make it into the

Photography Book:

A Ron Jeremy

an ugly sloppy looking drink

but very popular

An Anna Nicole Smith

a big hot pink expensive sexy sparkly

fuck you while you’re drunk drink

A John Holmes

A long dark drink

maybe with a splash of red bull

A Jenna Jameson

6 shots of Jameson whisky

marvin gaye

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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 05:10:30 GMT

more drink names

that weren’t used in the

Photography Book:

fucking your neighbor

fucking your best friends wife

loose lips sink ships

as they say in the mafia

if you don’t want anyone to know anything

you tell no one nothing

just be good

St. peter will allow you

into the heavenly hood

god bless

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 18:39:26 GMT

simple

new

sexy

amateur

model

art

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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 19:21:41 GMT

simple

sexy dessert recipe

chocolates

red wine

get a box of chocolates

something pretty

something with variety maybe

something gourmet

something whatever

throw them on a cool plate.

Always have some chocolates

sitting out in room temperature

have a couple of bottles of red parked nearby too

so whenever a spontaneous dessert is needed

or if you need bait

to go back to your place

you will be sexy ready.

Everyone loves chocolate

and the red wine washes it down

perfectly.

The more chocolate you’ll eat

the more red wine you’ll drink

and the caffeine in the chocolate

will perk you up.

It’s sexy

it’s classy

it’s simple

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 22:54:59 GMT

simple

black and white

photography

hot chicks

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Fri, 05 Aug 2005 08:03:06 GMT

new

nude

simple

Aria Giovanni

wallpaper

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Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:20:30 GMT

it’s a simple dessert

it’s a cocktail in disguise

It’s innocent

it’s naughty

it’s refreshing

it’s hot

It’s sexy

it’s not

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Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:37:03 GMT

more drink names

that weren’t used in the

Photography Book:

get a life

a simple life

live your life

living the sweet life

fantasies about your wife

a trophy wife

my dick

cuts like a knife

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Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:39:14 GMT

oy gevalt

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Sat, 09 Jul 2005 21:53:18 GMT

short2000

babe of the year

2005

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Sat, 02 Jul 2005 17:43:01 GMT

simple tricks

to help you get laid

stop being a prick

don’t worry about the size

of your dick

stop being a cunt

stop the hunt

just be

love life

don’t worry about being a wife

don’t worry about a commitment

nothing is written in ce-ment

let it flow

let it go

just hang

just bang

be true

be you

be clean

don’t be mean

don’t do wrong

put down the bong

(once in a while)

be good

be fair

wear clean underwear

don’t care

what others have to say

always be

on your merry fucking way

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Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:38:40 GMT

cars that will get you laid

sporty, smaller, slick looking cars

that are shiny and clean

will get you some action.

hummers and giant trucks

say poser, douche bag or little dick.

anything that seats more than 4

is out of the question

it says there’s a family nearby

but

it may attract the ladies

that like the challenge

and the sign of commitment

(it’ll be just like wearing a wedding ring)

classic or older muscle cars

can get you some action too

if there aren’t too many rust spots

or homemade bondo jobs all over it.

any expensive car

can be a chick magnet too

it’ll show you’ve got cash

and you can take care of the ladies

but no matter what car you drive

look and be presentable first

be charming and clean

and interesting

don’t be annoying or desperate

or cocky

that will drive the honeys away

faster than any sports car ever made

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Sat, 11 Jun 2005 17:57:29 GMT

halo

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Mon, 06 Jun 2005 16:48:51 GMT

another

simple

life adjusting trick:

“who fucking cares”

apply this phrase liberally

just as long as

no one is getting hurt

here’s an example dialogue:

hey you know that picture of you

that you emailed me the other day?

which one?

the one where you are wearing the nun outfit???

… holding the baby oil--

the one you told me not to show to anyone

or you’d wrap my balls around my head?!?!?

ohhhhh that one!! heh heh hehhh

Well you e-mailed it to the whole fucking company

Nationwide!”

?!!!?

eh,

who fucking cares

See what I mean?

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Sat, 04 Jun 2005 16:09:29 GMT

When life gives you pumpkins

you make pumpkin soup

-Bobby Flay

When life gives you pumpkins

Invite a honey over

keep the rain flowing

have some pizza

make some jack-o-lanterns

light them all up with little candles

turn the lights down low

let nature take it’s course

-short2000

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Sat, 28 May 2005 17:07:54 GMT

Simple Creative Desserts

it can be anything

you want it to be

her favorite flower

a dog

you in the shower

dr. jekyll and mr. hyde

an egg

with an engagement ring inside

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Mon, 16 May 2005 19:57:41 GMT

Simple Scotch Photography

macallan scotch

you so hot-ch

i just want to taste you

lick you

sniff you

i love you

i want to marry you

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Mon, 09 May 2005 15:53:12 GMT

more drink names

that weren’t used in the

Photography Book:

turn your water into wine

make you mine

heal your sick

give you a bigger dick

rise from the dead

fuck with your head

walk on water

welcome back kotter

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Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:19:52 GMT

Asa da borboleta

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Sat, 23 Apr 2005 16:54:05 GMT

more drink names

that weren't used in the

Photography Book:

benicio del toro

what’s your sign

so fine

blow me mind

a lava lamp

SOME

dirty owls

a night to spare

love your hair

truth or dare

dare I dare

love is in the air

not in my hair

please

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