Thursday, November 13, 2003

never hurts to ask Just on the off-chance that there is a crazy billionaire somewhere out there reading this blog who is inclined to give away a million dollars to somebody, let me say this: I would very much love to have a million dollars given to me. If I was given a million dollars I would ramble around the globe seeing and doing interesting things and putting them on my blog.  And to give my blog more spice I would hire strippers to pose in my pictures and give them more sex appeal. Better make it $10 million. 8:32:16 PM    comment []

star booty This is Star Booty, our local punk rock store on central avenue.  This is where both established and aspiring punks come to buy a Sex Pistols, or a Ramones t-shirt, and other things that go good with mohawks and combat boots. It always looks like such a fun store that I go in there every couple of months intending to buy something.  I've always wanted to look and feel a little more hip and underground and this always seemed like a good place to start. Everytime I go in there I flip through all the t-shirts on the rack. Can't say I've ever listened to them, I'll think.  Or, I would look like a phoney wearing this.  I almost bought a Johnny Cash shirt, but then I thought, I'd be the last person to hop on this band wagon.  After ten or fifteen minutes I've talked myself out of every t-shirt in the store.  Then I look at some of the wacky bumper stickers and buttons and posters.  Who am I kidding, I think, I'm suddenly, at 33 going to start being a guy that sports outrageous stickers or buttons? But I feel bad not buying anything after being in the store so long.  So I'll go and buy an couple sticks of incense for about thirty cents. 7:23:23 PM    comment []

The Duh! guerilla marketing campaign has begun. (Rather modestly.) 7:02:50 PM    comment []

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