mr bibbers
 Listen everybody! Listen to what an interesting day I had today!
Today I woke up and I went pee-pee! Then I put my socks on. When I put my socks on my big toe stuck out of a little hole in my sock!
"Hello, Mr. Toe," I said.
Then it was time to go to work. I put on my work hat and got in my car and I went to work.
When I got to work I said, hello Martha, hello Bill, hello Francine, hello Rashida. It's a nice day to do some work so we can get money and buy peanut butter sandwiches and not starve to death from not having enough peanut butter sandwich vitamins.
Then I started working. Here is the work that I do. I have a bunch of buttons on my desk. I have a red button and a blue button and a purple polka dot button. My job is to press the buttons all day long. Press, press, press. Press, press, press. I press the buttons all day long because it is my job.
Then when my finger gets tired I go to the bathroom and go pee-pee. Today in the bathroom I found a nuclear warhead and a baby grand piano that had gotten lost from a dream that a college drop out was having. I gave the baby grand piano a marijuana joint and said give this to the college drop out and say it is from Mr. Bibbers at the button job.
7:52:54 PM 
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