Friday, February 25, 2005

ass of the circuit court This was by far the most dominant visual at the Clerk of the Hillsborough Traffic Court today. Based on rumors and encouragement and hopeful hearsay from others, I'm finally going to try to beat a speeding ticket in traffic court.  I hope it works, becuase I drove all the way from Safety Harbour to Busch Blvd. in Tampa on my lunch break to set up a court date--only to encounter this gigantic ass staring at me in Clerk's office. I mean, I didn't have to snap this picture at just the right moment.  No, this ass was broadcasting itself to a room of 200 people for my entire 20 minute wait.  (It could have been putting on its ass show for the rest of the day for all I know). But (no pun intended) either this lady didn't care that she was shoving her giant buffalo butt down everyone's face, or she was doing it deliberately, and loving it.  I think probably the latter.   6:46:31 PM    comment [] (ass of the circuit court cont'd) The guy sitting down to her her right was either her husband or boyfriend, and he was going absolutely apeshit screaming at the burueacrats on the other side of the desk. Evidently, from what I could hear over the ass,  this guy had just spent the night in jail because the certified check he sent to the Clerk's office was never credited to him. "I'M GOINT TO SUE EVERY MOTHER-FUCKER IN HERE!" he kept screaming again and again.  "THIS WAS RACIALLY MOVITAVED!!!" I'd actually never seen someone go off on a traffic clerk person like this without being asked to leave or get arrested. (Personally I just indulge in vivid--yet idle--fanstasies about burning down the office.  I imagine myself crawling onto the roof with a ski mask and drill and about a gallon of gasoline). Anyway, before long, my number was called (B224) and I set up my Traffic court date to beat my $182 speeding ticket and $73 no-seatbelt ticket.  Much to my disappointment, my court appointment was very soon and early in the morning.  If I can't change  the time I will lose more in workday earnings than I would have spent on the tickets themselves.  What a pain in the ass. (Ps I posted this picture to yafro.com, if you can't get enough of it). 6:45:08 PM    comment []

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