best free-style rendering of a handicap icon
 Me and Jersey Girl have a pretty good laugh talking about Mr. Phil and his BozoTampa.com site. For some reason, I just find it totally hillarious that a guy has a web site that just gushes with praise and excitement for every bar and restaurant in South Tampa. I mean, the guy is like a movie reviewer that gives every piece of shit movie that's ever been made a five star super-dynamite rating, and then promises to suck the dick of everyone who goes to see any of the movies.
Just the other day, Mr. Phil walked into this bar called Dillweeds and gave Ernie the bartender the "bar tender of the month" award, from Bozotampa.com.
After Mr. Phil went on up the street to praise and gush over every other bar and restaurant on the street, Ernie the bartender showed the award to Jersey Girl and said,
"what the fuck is this shit?"
Well, anyway, I've always wanted to give away an award myself. So tonight, the Legend of Mark Michaels (.com) awards "best freestyle redering of a handi-cap icon" to St. Berts Island Grill on south Howard. I can kind of relate to the artist, because I also have a tendency to overcomplicate drawings when I try to recreate them from memory, and add extra unnecessary lines. (But I'm sure the handicapped people know just where to park).
Anyway, me and Jersey Girl ate at St. Bert's tonight. The atmosphere was very pleasant, but the food was weird, untasty and expensive. Jersey Girl spent much of the meal talking very loudly about how the owners daughter is completely nuts and rarely ventures from the grounds of the restaurant (she has living quarters upstairs.)
One time, the St. Berts Girl showed Jersey Girl this silly piece of costume jewelry on her wrist and said she could never remove it without unleashing great evil.
"Why's that?" Jersery Girl said.
"Because I got a wheat penny back in my change when I bought it," the St. Berts girl said.
"Oh," said Jersey Girl.
Anyway, after Jersey Girl got done explaining for a long time, in a loud voice how nuts the St. Berts girl is, the St. Bert's Girls' father walked by.
"Hi, there," he said.
"Hi, there," Jersey Girl said.
7:44:44 PM 
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