Thursday, May 12, 2005

a thoughtless, friendly impulse Driving home from work today I saw a familiar face (with black goatee and dark sunglassed) driving a black jaguar. Without thinking I almost waved my arms to get his attention and shout hello.  Then I realized:  that's my lawyer.  I owe him a thousand dollars. So, I stifled my impulse and drove on. 7:53:39 PM    comment [] mark michael's recipe for delicious lasagna And now I'm going to share my secret recipe for delicious lasagna: 1) Go to a restaurant with delicious lasagna. 2) Order the delicious lasagna. 7:35:41 PM    comment [] oh! I forgot to tell you the real life spooky tie-in to the Amityville Horror movie.  First, you have to know the thing in the movie where the guy in the house wakes up at exactly 3:15 every morning and then all sorts of spookie stuff happens to him. Well, me and Rachel went to bed after me grumbling for a good hour about how stupid the movie was. But then, lo and behold, my eyes blinked open in the middle of the night, as  I was awakened by this popping and snapping noise.  The noise is something my airconditioner does, but strangely, it only does it in the dead of night.  I got up and looked at the digital clock on my counter.  And it was.......well, not exactly 3:15, but 3:24 am.  Close enough. But once I was awake, I couldn't get back to sleep.  The air conditioner kept making those creepy popping and snapping noises.  (I would have turned it off, but its Florida and its already hot down here).  Then, before you know it, that creature that lives in my walls started crawling around.  I tried to wake up Rachel but she was in a corpse like slumber. So, it was spooky. And then last night I woke up again, but I think it was almost exactly 3:15.  Today I'm going to buy a nice sharp ax. 8:14:43 AM    comment []

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