 2nd night of traffic school (another 4 hours)
Very tired...so this blog entry might be....incoherent...
*Got through another four hour class....turns out side ways baseball cap dude...is a Malibu's Most Wanted, B-Rad wigger dude....drives beamer with with twenties...blasting little John....hangs out with the homies at break time...teacher got mad at him for putting his sneakers on chair and flicking lighter...
*I tried to be sneaky by putting my phone on silent and then playing with video games on my new phone...but the video game wasn't on silent and it went....DOO-DIDDLIE-DOO!!! and my face got all red and I smothered my phone real quick and hid it...
*talked with the air-head rehab girl...said she tatooed the day she got clean on her ankle, sometime in 2001....but then in 2002 she got hooked on crack...so the tatoo was kind of premature...she also talks in incoherent rambles...says its exactly twelve-hundred and thirtytwo miles from her house in St. Pete to her Grandpa's house in Texas....her whole family is on crack, except for her grandpa who has never got a speeding ticket...
*That's the Dale Earnhardt cap dude...in the picture there...I gave him one of our business cards and invited him to come work with us....when he gets his license...
Learned something from the crack/airhead girl though....the out of order sticker on the snack machine was just a hoax....you know it even crossed my mind just to risk the 50 cents since I was so hungry...and then I saw the crack/airhead eating some potato chips and she told me it was just a bogus post-it....must have cost the Frito Lay corporation a good ten or twenty dollars in sales....
*One of the homies....had something interesting to say tonight....he said...I feel so blessed by God...that I don't have any children...then the instructor said....no children are a blessing....but then the homie insisted...no I thank God, I don't got no children....so I can spend all of my money on myself
*Oh...more about the crack/airhead girl...dorky instructor asked us to tally up how much money our bad driving habits had cost us over the years....with tickets, court costs, lawyers, accidents, etc...most people had general figures like $2,000 or $3,500, etc....but the crack/airhead came up with the exact figure of: $Eighty-six thousand seven hundred ninety-two dollars and fifty cents. She said the surgery on her head alone after her collsion was about $36,000 dollars, and then there was the physical therapy....
*Other news....Rodney almost cost Hoob-a-stank(?) their world tour with Velvet Revolver....he pissed the band and road crew off so much back stage at the show that Scott Weiland almost fired Hoobastank right then and there....(You see it was a Hoob-a-stank guy that gave Rodney and Goatbelt the back stage passes...so I'm sure he's fired for sure...
*Came home late tonight...giant three inch cock-roaches jumping around kitchen...they always jump down this one crack behind the....low cupboards...so I bought a bunch of spray and roach motels...there was a giant fat girl with no bra at the CVS....when a second register opened up and the cashier says....I can take the next in line over here....the fat girl kind of hesistates for a second, because she's already next in line...and then she waddles over....and the other CVS girl goes....do you have a CVS card?....and so I spend $16 on Roach spray and hotels and some stuff to wipe the blackheads out of my face...what a wonderful combination of products at a 11pm
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