
a view from lane 32
Here I am at the local bowling alley on Sunday, looking like a fourteen year old gremlin.
Since we (me, Rachel and Mariel) were the first to sign up for a lane after this big tournament of old fat people ended, they gave us the very farthest lane of the building (lane 32).
The only problem with this is that I was a good eigth of a mile from the bar--where the lines of perspective converge in the picture to the right. Since I tend to chug beers in about three minutes (and I always have to have a cold beer in hand in a bowling alley) I had to speed walk several kilometers up and down the psychedelic bowling carpet to keep my beer buzz going. (I'm writing this with a brain that is only 52% working right now).
I guess I could have gotten a pitcher, but, you know, it just seems a little odd to order a pitcher for one person, namely myself.
7:07:23 PM
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