haute couture from the legend
Okay, okay, the David Sedaris-through-the- chipper-thing was kind of wack. There should probably be a one stunt limit per household object.
But now I have a better idea:
Let me get 10 people to donate $5. Once I get $50 in paypal donations I will make a "dress shirt" out of paper towels and scotch tape. Then I will take Rachel out for a nice meal at a fine dining restaurant in my custom tailored paper towel shirt.
The event will be fully photo-documented and all donators will be credited on the site if they so choose.
(For $200 I will make pants and underwear too, maybe even socks.)
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