endearing correspondence from blessed friends and relatives that warms the very cockles of the very cockles of my heart
Check out this important and tantalizing mail I got today!
Why I got an offer to get one large pizza with one topping and 10 wings for $15.99!
And I got another exciting letter about a missing woman named Florentina Wright whose d.o.b is 2/6/66 and weighs 110 lbs and has been missing since 2/28/2004!
I also got another touching letter about boneless chicken breasts OR tenders for $1.79 a pound, and also it said I could get Pampers jumbo diapers for $6.99, and I almost cried when it told me about a 32oz Helmans mayonaise for $1.99.
But that's not all! Another dear friend informed me that I could get $30,000 in life insurance for one dollar!
Oh, it's so wonderful to live in this elegant age of letters and correspondence. How I do treasure my dear and thoughtful pen pals. The cockles of my heart shall be warmed as I savor their blessed letters and pages. Jolly good.
Cheerio-oh.
Good riddance.
Beedle-bah! Blizberry! Bandamore!
(Check out my past art in "The Making of the Legend," : second button-bar down, on the left!)
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