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Monday, June 27, 2005
 

the legend in the widy city

Holy Crap!  Jason Mulgrew isn't the only blogger blowin' up nation wide.  My Orlando story was picked up by the Chicago Tribune, maybe others!

Now if only there was something of value behind my vast facade of hype and nonsense for people to discover.

(How can I not get a tv appearance out of this?  I mean, there's got to be some tv producer guy in the greater Chicago area who saw that and thought: hey, this nut really wants to be on tv.  Why don't we just put him on and let him make a fool of himself!)

(Oh yeah, the Orlando reporter lady didn't bother to mention my website).

(Also in the Chicago Tribune that day: John Fiedler, voice of Piglet, dies).


10:13:49 PM    comment []

A picture named sexy ass.jpgdiary of a hopeful sailor....

june 27

I couldn't wait to go out in my sailboat after work today.

Since I don't really know how to sail, I figured I'd just use the outboard motor to buzz around until sunset in Tampa Bay.

But when I got to my boat I ran into the limitations of my boating knowledge pretty quickly.  For starters, I couldn't figure out how to tilt the motor down into the water.  I kind of messed around with the levers and knobs and stuff, but after a while I figured I better go home and get the owners manual.

I came back fifteen minutes later with the handbook and managed to get the engine straight up and down in the water.

Then I read the directions on starting the thing:  Put it in nuetral.  Choke out.  Throttle on slow.  Pull the cord.

To my delight, the engine started almost right away.  It rumbled along for several seconds while I tried to figure out what to do next.

But then, suddenly the motor died.  I pulled the cord several times more, but nothing happened.

Then I figured I'd start the whole process over.  Again nothing happened.  I pulled the cord several dozen times.

Then I just started fiddling with everything on the motor.  Then I pulled the cord fifty more times.  Nothing.  A hundred more times nothing. 

I read through all the trouble shooting parts of the manual and then pulled the cord a bunch more times.  Choke out.  Choke in.  Choke half-way in.  But still nothing.

I looked around the marina at all the bobbing boats.  I must have look like a very incompetent boater, I thought.

Finally I had to pack it in for the night.


8:38:42 PM    comment []

big weekend:

Spent a weekend in the Bahamas and bought a sailboat.  Exciting details when I get off of work today.


8:04:42 AM    comment []


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