john's birthday

Here's a few glimpses from John Vitale's 35th birthday party....

The bash was at Chris and Megas 4th street apartment.  Since I got some sketchy directions to the place, and no one was answering their cell phone, I had to ram the guard gate with my truck to get in.

For some reason, I thought that those automatic guard gate things always retreated at the last second if you just kind of squeeze behind the car in front of you (because of law suits and such).  But instead I found that the orange and white "halting beam" is perfectly happy to karate chop your vehicle.  I didn't notice the black abrasions on top of my white truck until I was at the car wash today.

9:54:51 PM    

Here's Bask with a big pitcher of some-or-rather.

Phase 1 of the party started out by the swimming pool.  We had a ba-zillion beers stashed in a giant plant holder under a towel.

The pool thing was going swimmingly until we started breaking the rule about no glass containers around the deck, or in the water.  The next thing you know a couple of butch-lesbian pool militia, citizen patrol spoil sports ratted us out.

(Some of Bask's closest and dearest friends sometimes call him "big bird," all in good, well meaning fun).

9:51:40 PM    

Despite being in a room full of people, Rachel seems to be having some sort of orgasmic experience in this photo.

(That's me, the department store mannequin in the bottom left corner).

9:48:51 PM    

The star and MVP of the party was none other than DJ Mega.

One day, when everyone in the whole world has their own wacky tv show, Mega will be one of those people (with a wacky tv show).

9:45:39 PM