good god!

I know it's not so nice to take a picture of some girl just because she has an abnormally big ass.

BUT GOOD GOD!!!  WILL YOU LOOK AT HOW ABNORMALLY SUPER-GIGANTIC THAT GIRL'S ASS IS?!!!!

I mean that's a BIG ASS....

at least in proportion with her body.

(Photo taken at dusk, outside the FOOD COURT at Tyrone Square Mall, St. Petersburg, FL. Not a photoshop project, I swear.)

9:36:24 PM    

because

Because I really don't want my rent check to bounce, I will often get a money order.

Because I put off paying my rent until the absolute, last possible second, I often get my money order at a 7-11 late at night.

Because it's late at night at a 7-11 when I get my money order, there are usually more than a few no-goodniks and thugs hanging around.

Because my rent is $900 I am often handing a big wad of cash to a 7-11 clerk, late at night with lots of no-goodniks and thugs hanging around.

Because I am handing a big wad of cash to a 7-11 clerk, late at night with lots of no-goodniks and thugs hanging around, I sometimes think I see a look on the 7-11 clerk's face that says...

....fuck!

12:03:21 AM