Tuesday, February 17, 2004|
David Brooks renders Clinton invisible! Enters annals of history as NY Times' first magical columnist! 2:00:22 PM | Yes, I'm a masochist. That is the only thing that explains why I read Brooks. He isn't even cute. In fact, he's ugly. Meanwhile, Mel Gibson reveals his holy crazy self on national television. Talks about "good" and "evil" and the "Holy Ghost." Seems the "evil force" was getting in the way of his adorable film's production -- struck fake Jesus with lightning not once but twice. Oh, boo! But Gibson insists it's all about love. Love and violence and violence and love. Plus, his film can't be anti-semetic; anti-semitism was "condemned by one Papal Council after another." You tell 'em, Mel! There's talk that his movie will outsell the world-renowned Jesus video (translated into 238 languages!! Coming to a village near you!!). In fact, we have the original Jesus video in Zapotec. Frankly, I don't think it's even possible to outdo the Jesus video. It may not be pretty, but it sure as hell is friendly!! Builds bridges where ever it's screened. Hallelujah and praise the lord. 
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