Now we know!S was wondering why we weren't really fighting the War on Terror and now we know: 5:20:50 PM |
"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated
FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at
headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any
more resources for espionage." Thank God. Now S won't have to go back to Afghanistan at all. He can
stay here at home with me. The war's been won. I'm so relieved. (Hat tip to The Heretik for this hearty laugh, proving once again that real life is far stranger than fiction.) |