This thing of mine
Hey, you want to see something neat? Check out this thing over here.
No, not that thing, the other thing, the thing that I’m pointing to.
I’m not pointing there. I’m looking there, but I’m pointing the other way.
Okay, follow my arm straight out then extend the line of sight to the wall.
Not that wall. The far wall. That’s not far; that’s close. The one way over there.
Good. Now move toward it. That’s it. Keep going. Keep going. Okay, stop.
No, you’ve gone too far. Back up a little. A little more. More. Right there.
Perfect. Turn your head ninety degrees left then bring your body around.
Excellent. Now raise your right arm. Your other right arm. Slowly. That’s it.
A little bit higher. Little bit higher. Perfect. You’re pointing right at it.
Don’t move a muscle. What do you see? No, not that. No, not that either.
Okay, try this. Bring your index finger to the tip of your nose very slowly.
Follow it with your eyes. Did they cross? Good. Now reach out toward the wall.
As soon as your eyes uncross, tell me the first thing that you see.
Nothing? You don’t see anything? Of course it’s there. Why would I lie?
You really don’t see it? No, I won’t describe it. That would spoil the whole thing.
What is it? You were just staring right at it. How can you ask me that?
Look, maybe you just better go. No, trying again isn’t going to make a difference.
You really want to know? Okay, I’ll tell you. It’s my blog. It’s my fucking blog.
Well, I’m sorry, too. I wish you could see it as I do. I know. You tried your best.
Now if you’ll excuse me, someone new has just arrived. Another google search. Hey, you want to see something neat? Check out this thing over here.
11:16:57 PM  Random Nonsense
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