What’s worse?
It's well-established that a Hawaiian sunset
Beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
And a romantic candlelight dinner for two
Trumps a bite on your ass by a deer tick
No one will argue that winning big in the lottery
Tops impaling your hand with an ice pick
Or even that hot cocoa by the fire on a cold day
Wins over a cut on the skin from a razor nick
But ask me if a shared cab ride with Ann Coulter
Surpasses a clunk on the head from a falling brick
I'd ask how long the cab ride, how heavy the stone
Odds are good I'd choose the brick over the chick
5:26:19 PM  Poems
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