Words cannot convey how sorry I am for running over your cat with my car.
I would have stopped but I was late for church. Maybe it was God's will.
Lesson learned. No more eating Egg McMuffins while driving.
You can see how this could ruin my day, too.
Here's hoping this Barnes & Noble gift certificate for $25 can somehow make a difference.
Were you fond of it? I mean, they've got plenty more down at the pound.
With a little help from a hypnotist you may actually forget all about this one day.
I could come by your house and do some yard work if that would help ease your suffering.
There was no damage to my car, so you don't need to worry about that.
I work for the CIA. I shouldn't even be contacting you. It could blow my cover.
Did you see me do it? Because maybe it wasn't me. I didn't actually feel a thump or anything.
Sorry about your loss. I got a pretty good look at the car as it was speeding away. The bastard!! Who would do such a thing?
