G.I. Joe-X
I tried sprays. I tried powders and fogs. I even tried stomping them with the heel of a heavy shoe until there was no strength left in my body. But they kept coming back. I’m talking about G.I. Joes. My house was infested with them and I didn’t know what to do, where to turn.
If you have ever suffered from G.I. Joe infestation you know what I’m talking about. One day your life is G.I. Joe free; the next day, your house is crawling with them. Turn on the bathroom light and there they are in the tub. Walk through the darkened living room and feel them under your bare feet. Hold a formal social gathering and sure enough there’s a G.I. Joe climbing up the fireplace wall. How embarrassing!
Finally, there is good news for people who suffer from swarms of G.I. Joes in their homes. Introducing G.I. Joe-X, the patented new chemical product that literally melts away your G.I. Joe woe. G.I. Joe-X takes advantage of a weakness in G.I. Joe action figures that causes them to dissolve in strong concentrations of organic solvents like trichloroethylene (TCE), the active ingredient in G.I. Joe-X.
Spray on the G.I. Joe-X and watch your G.I. Joe problem disappear before your very eyes. Works on Barbies, too!
G.I. Joe-X should only be used by adults not considering children now or any time in the future. If possible, G.I Joe-X should be used in a well-ventilated room. No windows? No problem. Just spray and run like hell. When you return, your G.I. Joes and all the accessories will be gone for good.
Pick up a bottle of G.I. Joe-X today. You’ll be glad you did.
Note: G.I. Joe-X has been known to cause cancer in laboratory rats and people susceptible to cancer-causing agents. See your doctor if you experience excessive hair loss, a dry rubbing noise when you roll your eyes or a high-pitched wheezy voice similar to the one you get from sucking helium out of a balloon.
10:08:48 PM  Random Nonsense
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