The long range forecast: more of the same
v Hot enough for you?
Ø Well, yes, it is.
v I mean, can you believe this heat?
Ø Uh. No.
v You could fry an egg on the sidewalk today.
Ø Yes. I see what you mean.
v Oppressive, that’s the word that comes to mind.
Ø I don’t like to talk about the weather.
v It’s hot as a firecracker on the 4th of July.
Ø Give me a break here.
v Hot as the blue blazes.
Ø Okay. That’s enough.
v But, really, it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Ø Enough, I said.
v What are we living in a jungle here?
Ø Oh dear God.
v You want to talk about sweat, look at this shirt.
Ø Honestly, can you hear me?
v It’s only 9 a.m. and I’m soaked right through.
Ø Please.
v It’s so humid you could swim in this air.
Ø I don’t mean to be rude, but shut up. Okay? Shut up.
v There’s a heat advisory in effect until 8 p.m.
Ø Look, I’ve got a gun.
v The heat index is expected to reach 102.
Ø I’m not kidding. I’ve got a gun.
v Code red air day.
Ø This is your last warning.
v They say a cold front is moving our way.
Ø I’m going to have to shoot you.
v Might cool off by next Frid…
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v You stand before this court charged with murder - how do you plead?
Ø Guilty, your honor.
v Would you care to make a statement on your behalf?
Ø It was a regrettable incident. I am very sorry that it happened.
v Is it hot in here or is it me?
Ø Yes, your honor. Now as I was saying.
v Hot as hades. Bailiff, check the thermostat.
Ø You see, the thing is, I just snapped…
v Hot as the electric chair on execution night.
Ø Oh dear.
v You know how hot it is outside?
Ø No, I’m afraid I don’t.
v It’s so hot outside the trees are whistling for the dogs!
Ø Hmm.
v It’s a joke. Get it?
Ø I feel sick.
v Here’s another one. Knock knock.
(for DK)
8:10:44 AM  Random Nonsense
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