Tuesday, July 06, 2004

A new contest!   Use ten words or fewer to describe a zany nipple ring incident. I’ll get things rolling:   “Hey, are you wearing my nipple ring again? Bad dog!”   Bonus points will be awarded for involving the Queen of England or the nipple rings worn by any of the signers of the Declaration of Independence.   As usual, the winner receives free groceries for life.   11:00:48 PM    Random Nonsense  comments []

Forever and Always   Is there a special medical term for that feeling I get inside whenever a Shania Twain song comes on the radio?  Or does acid reflux cover it?   10:58:54 PM    Random Nonsense  comments []

The theory of guns   My nine year old son explained to me his theory on what makes guns work. Apparently, inside the barrel is a little person. But not just any little person. The little person inside a gun is a really good spitter. A little spitter, I guess you might call him. This little spitter sits inside the gun holding a bullet in his mouth and waits. Then when you pull the trigger, the hammer comes forward and spanks the little spitter and he spits the bullet out of the barrel with great force.   So you see, the NRA is right. Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Little spitters kill people. It’s just that simple.   10:57:49 PM    Random Nonsense  comments []

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