Republican convention Haiku
Arnie...
proud American
once-scrawny immigrant boy
eBay bobble-head
John McCain...
we love you Johnny
so why am I not president?
not that much Johnny
Michael Moore...
checks cell coverage
Madison Square Garden floor
"can you hear me now?"
Those twins...
sarcasm, beer breath
Bush family dynasty?
Fox News weather babes?
Zell Miller...
snarls behind chain link
locks jaws around postman's leg
needs to be put down
Dick Cheney...
compassionate go conservative fuck yourself this is who I am
The Prez...
admits few mistakes
arrogant, cocky, yes, but –
war? jobs? next question!
7:35:32 PM Poems
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