More fourth grade theory
My son, Conor, and his friend, Freddie, are finishing a snack of Pringles chips.
Freddie: Are you finished?
Conor: Almost.
Freddie: Can I have one of your chips?
Conor: What happened to yours?
Freddie: I ate all of mine. Can I have just one of yours?
Conor: No.
Freddie: Come on.
Conor: No.
Freddie: How about just an atom of your chips?
Conor: I can’t give you an atom of chips.
Freddie: Why not?
Conor: There’s no such thing. The smallest unit of measure for a chip is the crumb.
7:47:39 PM  Random Nonsense
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