Shakespeare’s munchies (Sonnet #10)
For shame! deny that thou bear'st Baby Ruth candy bars in thy pocket,
Who but for thy self art thou holding Goobers and Raisinets.
Grant, if thou wilt, thou Jujifruits for all to enjoy,
But that thou lov'st Reese’s peanut butter cups is most evident:
For thou art so possess'd Mallow Cups with murderous hate,
That 'gainst thy self thou sucked upon Hot Tamales not to conspire,
Seeking that beauteous Almond Joy to ruinate
M&Ms should be thy chief desire.
Oh Henry! change thy thought, that I may chew my Butterfinger:
Shall Hershey’s kisses be fairer lodg'd than Good & Plenty?
Be, as thy presence is, Nutrageous and Twix,
Or to thy Twizzlers at least kind-hearted prove:
Make thee another Whatchamacallit of me,
That beauty still may live in thy York Peppermint Patty.
9:57:21 PM  Random Nonsense
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