Sniff, sniff, sniff
- Hey, what’s up with that smell?
- Do you find it fragrant? Redolent?
- Quite the opposite, actually.
- Is something off?
- I dunno, it just seems...
- Whiffy?
- Yeah, I guess so, it’s kind of...
- Stenchful?
- Well, it’s pretty strong, maybe...
- Mephitic?
- I don’t even know what that means.
- Malodorous?
- Okay, that helps even less.
- Offensive? Disgusting? Noisome? Squalid? Rank?
- Offensive. Definitely offensive.
- Sour?
- No, I wouldn’t say sour.
- Pungent?
- I suppose so.
- Acrid? Fecal? Excrementitious?
- What?
- The cat box?
- No, it's not the cat box.
- Musty? Fusty? Frowsy?
- Hmm, whatever it is, it’s in this room.
- Fetid? Rotting flesh?
- I can't quite...what do you mean rotting flesh?
- Gamy? Decaying offal?
- Let me ask you this: when was the last time you took your trash out?
- Ahh, putrefaction!
- So you do smell it?
- Nah, I’ve got a cold, man. I can’t smell a thing.
5:50:16 PM  Random Nonsense
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